Paolo Di Canio Rumored To Be The New Coach Of USMNT

CHICAGO - Sources for US Soccer indicate that former Lazio player Paolo Di Canio will be the new coach of the USMNT with the announcement stated for later.

He's just giving an emphatic waive towards the Alt-Right.

The fiery Di Canio reportedly is excited to work with the USMNT to expand their abilities on the field as well as off the field as he has been tasked to reform the training and recruitment of true American patriots to the national team.

"He really fits with the current political climate of the United States and he couldn't get work anywhere else, so we asked President-Elect Trump to expedite Di Canio's visa status so that we can approve him quickly and start the transition," stated an anonymous US Soccer Federation insider.

"We are looking forward to see what Paolo can do with our team now that his politics are in line with the governing alt-right politicians in the United States."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Di Canio considers if he really wants to work with a nationalist team.

USMNT Fan Ready To Blame Whoever Gets Hired Next

Des Moines, IA - United States Men's National Team (USMNT) fan Quincy Nagy formally stated that he is ready to blame whoever gets hired next to coach the United States as they certainly fail in their quixotic quest to win the World Cup.

Is it time? It might be time.

"That's how this gig works," stated Nagy to The Nutmeg News. "We are full of excitement, then the coach is hired, he promises a bunch of stuff he can't deliver with the player pool available and we instantaneously start finding things that we hate about him."

Reportedly, Nagy has already started buying the domains for ArenaOUT.com, KreisOUT.com, ParejaOUT.com, PorterOUT.com, PetkeOUT.com, SavareseOUT.com, BielsaOUT.com, and even MilutinovicOUT.com in order to cover all his bases. 

"It's important to cover every angle when it comes to whomever Sunil Gulati picks to replace Klinsmann. If he decides to go foreign with the hire I'll have to spin up the websites a bit faster, but trust me, I can get this going. We all know that whomever the US hires, he will be a complete disaster."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Nagy gets ready to be disappointed once again.

National Nightmare Of Unending Klinsmann Talk On Twitter Timelines Is Over

The national nightmare of unending Klinsmann talk on Twitter timelines is over as the head coach of the United States Men's team was fired on Monday.

It's a CELEBRATION, for some.

"Thank god my twitter timeline can now return to normal," stated US and LA Galaxy fan Harold Everly. "It was 24 hours a day of writers and fans calling for his head. I don't even know if anything actually happened elsewhere because it's been nothing but KlinsmannOUT for the last week."

Reportedly, even people in Canada were thrilled as soccer fans with international ties in their account can now have their timeline returned to normal working order.

"I unfollowed accounts because of this shit," stated FC Edmonton fan Karl Edwards. "I'm just glad it's over and maybe now I can re-follow Grant Wahl and MLS Analyst. You know, on second thought... I'm just going to let it be."

As well, players left out in the cold from the Klinsmann regime celebrated in restrained fashion as former USMNT call-ups posted emoticons and gifs that could represent their current feelings without actually leading to them being dropped from the team in the future.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as it develops.

Man Still Trying To Convince Everyone That Supporter Group Politics Are More Important Than Actual Political Problems

Portland, OR - Timbers Army member Jeremiah D'Angelo is, reportedly, still trying to convince everyone that supporter group politics are more important than actual political problems as he advocated for protesters in Portland to, "stop protesting global events and start protesting local events."

"Whether or not I have a new limited edition scarf is important stuff."

"If we put the same effort against the front office of the Timbers, the board of the 107ist, and our fellow fans as we do against President-Elect Trump we would be able to resolve a lot of the residual issues that we all have with our game day experience," stated D'Angelo to The Nutmeg News on Monday morning.

"I just don't understand why people out there think it is more important to oppose the idea of internment camps, a registry for people of a certain faith, and white supremacy in the White House when the Timbers Army don't have terraces, don't have cheap beer and don't have more scarf options for me to purchase."

D'Angelo was additionally very upset that more fans weren't active politically during the election season for the 107ist, the financial arm of the Timbers Army and Rose City Riveters, stating, "I don't care if we just went through three years of the most divisive election that any of us can remember, we need to have more supporters group political advertisements, debates, statements of intent and political banter. So what if people the country over are hurting from the potential impact of a Trump/Pence presidency because that's nothing compared to electing someone who will decide whether I have a discount at the Nike store next season, or not."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as D'Angelo goes on a multi-part Twitter rant about staying woke on local soccer issues.

MLS Cup Final To Be Played The Second Week Of 2017 Season

NEW YORK - In light of the delayed MLS Playoff schedule due to international breaks, and the potential for the Montreal - Toronto game to be delayed by snow, Major League Soccer today announced that the MLS Cup final will be played the second week of the 2017 season.

No Horses No Party.

Montreal Impact fans make their way to the game down Notre Dame Street, 

"We are excited to have the MLS Cup game be on a Wednesday before our normal MLS Weekend so that we could have an additional rematch game the next weekend between whichever two teams make the final," stated Don Garber, commissioner of Major League Soccer. "We are calling it Rivalry Rematch Weekend and we are hoping that the idea of watching the MLS Cup winner be crowned and then play an inconsequential game three days later will be a great draw."

Insider sources with the league state that with the MLS Cup schedule getting extended, the league was very concerned about keeping momentum going during the playoffs and running the Cup Final mid week of the 2017 season will allow the league to not only promote the other games surrounding it, but as well let them have more eyes on the cup final.

"We are playing MLS Cup Final on a Wednesday at 5:30 EST, so you can bet that we will have the best demographics and eyes on the sterling prize in our sport," stated Mark Abbot, president of Major League Soccer. "I can't wait for everyone to see whichever two teams make it to the final fight for the right to play against each other the next weekend in a sponsored rivalry game. It worked really well for Columbus and Portland last season, so lets do it again!"

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the league decides to have the weekend league game played in the cup losers stadium.

 

Coach Notes That Intensity Of U-8 Girls Soccer Not At Professional Level

Danbury, CT - Roger Wilson, head coach of Danbury Youth Soccer U-8 girls travel team, noted that the intensity of the U-8 girls soccer was not at a professional level as he bemoaned the coddled youth of today in a rant to The Nutmeg News.

SOCCER ISN'T ABOUT FUN, RUN LAPS FOR EVERY TIME YOU ARE HAPPY.

"These girls at 7 and 8 years old are just coddled. We need more heading practice, more ruthlessness and more of these women studying tactics and formations if we are going to make it as a soccer country," stated Wilson to our reporter. "I assign a mandatory level of at least 20 hours per week of self study and reflection on modern soccer tactics. These girls don't even bother to study, some of them don't even care if they make it as professionals and are just here dragging the team down by hanging out with their friends. This is EXACTLY why we are losing as a nation."

Wilson admitted that his methods may seem strict, but he states that he cut down his heading practice from 1 hour per 3 day session to 30 minutes in an effort to appease parents

"7 and 8 years old is when these players should repetitively be honing their skills to destroy their friends and competition in our sanctioned tournaments. I've also advocated that players on losing teams be told that they are losers, because they are. We are implementing a strict form of player relegation for losing teams where the members of the losing team vote a player off for being the suckiest bunch of sucks to ever suck."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Wilson screams at his team about their dedication to the proper utilization of an offside trap.

Arena Promises To Make The USMNT Great Again By Deporting All Foreign Players

LOS ANGELES - Speaking from his position as the Los Angeles Galaxy manager, Bruce Arena stated that if he were to take the United States head coach position that he would immediately deport all foreign born players and make them pay for it in order to make the USMNT great again.

"We don't need no Germans to get us a win." 

 

(Do we need to say this is satire, again? JERMAINE JONES DO NOT RE-TWEET THIS. OR DO. WHATEVER.)

"We need more true-blue American players like Jeff Agoos. Now that was a man you could depend upon, as American as Budweiser and Ford. We don't need John Brooks,  Fabian Johnson, Timothy Chandler, Cameron Carter-Vickers, William Yarbrough, Jermaine Jones, Marc Pelosi, Danny Williams, Darlington Nagbe, Alfredo Morales,  Mix Diskerud, Juan Agudelo, Terrence Boyd, and Jerome Kiesewetter type of players," stated Arena to a collection of stunned reporters.

"We need good, healthy, American born boys that play in Major League Soccer and can get the ball up and down the wing like Landon Donovan. I just need 11 Landon Donovan's to play my absorb and counter attack style who know the beating undercurrent of the United States in their heart, in their legs, and in their groin."

When asked about his failures in the past with teams like the 2006 United States World Cup team Arena stated, "There was too much foreign influence on that group, clearly. Also everyone knows that we aren't going to get out of a group of death in the world cup. That's foolish. I'm not saying I'll take over the team again, but if I do... the krauts are out."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Arena announces a contract extension with the LA Galaxy.

Fans Still Not Sure If Andre Blake Can Make Extension Saves

PHILADELPHIA - Despite Major League Soccer's constant attempt to reassure fans that Andre Blake can save a shot hit away from his body and the goalkeeper winning the ALLSTATE Goalkeeper of the year, fans are still split when it comes to the issue of the Philadelphia netminder covering the complete goalmouth.

"I'm still not certain about it."

“He’s a great shot stopper, something most MLS goalkeepers struggle with,” says Union fan Tanner Sharp. “It’s rare to see a goalkeeper consistently perform the simple task of saving a shot. I’m glad our goalkeeper is getting the attention he deserves for being the starting goalkeeper on a high caliber international squad.”

Blake starts for international juggernaut Jamaica, who currently sit 80th in FIFA rankings after ending their promising World Cup run in a 2-0 loss to CONCACAF giant killer Haiti in September.

Still, some fans are not convinced Blake is the goalkeeper everyone is praising him to be. Sporting Kansas City fan, Jacob Klotz, has his reservations on Blake. “A lot of people talk about the modern goalkeeper and what that means for today’s game. It’s refreshing to see a goalkeeper hone his skills on such a specific aspect of goalkeeping but maybe Blake could also work on his distribution, defensive organization, crossing situations, reading through balls to not foul Kaka in the box, positioning, footwork, momentum control, handling a 1v1 with more discipline, set positions on shots, or any of that other goalkeeping stuff?”

Blake was announced to be the MLS Goalkeeper of the year today, but according to insider sources, voters were polarized by Blake’s season. Mlssoccer.com writer and award voter Kalvin Graham has expressed his struggle with selecting Blake for the award.

“I know MLS likes to reward athletic goalkeepers with the Goalkeeper of the Year award, like Jimmy Neilsen, I’m just not sure if Blake has really made enough extension saves to win the award. I should probably watch the three minute video again to figure out if he’s deserving of the award. Either way, I’m just hopeful he can continue to develop into a great goalkeeper like Sean Johnson, Josh Saunders, or Carlo Cudicini.”

Man's Annual Molt From MLS To Premier League Pleases No One

Orlando, FL - Matt Downing's annual molt from Major League Soccer and Orlando City fan to Premier League and Arsenal Fan has, again, pleased no-one as the insufferable soccer fan continues his annual tradition of switching leagues.

"So, this is how you are dressing for the next 5 months?"

Downing was found emerging from a built cocoon of plastered FourFourTwo and World Football magazines wearing his Granit Xhaka Arsenal kit and talking about the recent champions league game against Ludogorets.

"Come ON, Matt. This is exactly like when you discovered pour over coffee a few years ago. No one here wants to hear you talk about the brilliance of Mesut Ozil and the tactical genius of Arsene Wenger when we are just going to Applebee's to get drunk and eat their 2 for 20 deal," ranted friend Donny Riechers. 

The Nutmeg News spoke to boyfriend Thomas Marshall about Downing's molt and he stated, "I walked into the bedroom and found Matt's Orlando City Kaka kit on the ground and a trail of Orlando City merchandise leading up to his cocoon. I knew the molt had started. I collected his discarded shells for his return metamorphosis  when he comes back to the league in 4 or 5 months."

Reportedly, friends knew that this was coming as Downing recently posted a diatribe about the unbelieving fan who doesn't understand that understated brilliance of the Wenger, on his Facebook feed.

"It was a sure sign," stated friend Carla Earles. "If you didn't know that his molt was coming, that's your own fault. I just wish that we could go watch a sporting event without him talking about the fact that this is the year that Giroud leads the line and shows his quality. At the very least we just wish he would get back into Florida State football so that we could all watch a Seminoles game without him commenting that Nyqwan Murray kinda looks like Theo Walcott in a certain light. Talk college football, not Lower Milton Abershirehaverford Township FC or whatever those teams are called."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Downing beta tests his blog entries for his new project called "Gunner Corner" on his friends that aren't soccer fans.

 

 

USMNT Fan Posts 18th Article To Reddit About Firing Klinsmann

Boise, ID - United States Soccer fan Harold Bunetta recently reached a milestone as he flooded the social media site Reddit with the 18th consecutive article, today, about firing Klinsmann.

Photograph: Dennis Grombkowski - FIFA/FIFA via Getty Images

"We lost to Costa Rica and Mexico! Klinsmann must go!" ranted Bunetta in the comments section of every single article that is calling for the firing of the coach. "This is unacceptable. We must take back control of our soccer team without handing it over to no knowing foreigners!"

Reportedly, Bunetta has exhaustively ranted against Klinsmann since the end of the World Cup when he started following the national team.

"I'm furious, I'm pissed, I want him gone and if I have to submit 33 articles about Klinsmann needing to be fired and clog the front page of every subreddit about soccer, I will do so. I'm also crossposting this to my Facebook feed. I don't care if I'm hemorrhaging followers, at this point. It will be worth it when all my efforts get this cancer out of our team."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Bunetta admits he will be against any United States coach that doesn't win the World Cup.

 

Delusional Man Convinced MLS Playoffs Are Still Ongoing

Denver, CO - Delusional Colorado Rapids fan Paul Munoz continues to insist that the Major League Soccer (MLS) playoffs are still ongoing despite all evidence to the contrary.

See! The playoffs are REAL!

"Guys, the playoffs are still on! We still have a chance at this," stated Munoz to his Facebook feed on a post that quickly devolved into a political rant from his uncle about entitled millennials protesting. 

Munoz cites evidence that there hasn't yet been a winner of MLS Cup and that teams are still scheduled at some time in the future to play a game, but despite this evidence his friends continue to doubt that there is any soccer left to play.

"Look, if the playoffs were still going on, there would have been a game recently, right?" stated Carlos Hernandez of Littleton. 

"I don't remember going to the stadium for a game, so I'm pretty certain that the season is over," stated Laura Coleman of Broomfield.

Munoz continues to insist, despite the evidence, that there are more games to play as he states, "C'mon guys, the playoffs are a few weeks away. Trust me, a game is going to happen sometime in the next month. I can guarantee that."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Munoz forgets which day the Rapids/Sounders playoff game is scheduled for as he agrees to attend a birthday party for his friend Jessica.

Utterly Magnificent T.I.F.O Idea Thought Of After Season Comes To Close

Indianapolis, IN - Indy 11 supporter Nate Sass reportedly had a lightening storm idea for an utterly magnificent T.I.F.O display 2 days after the NASL season ended with Indy 11 falling in penalty kicks to the New York Cosmos.

I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA... It's a bit too late, but it is brilliant!

"Of course... Of COURSE this happens two days after the season ends," stammered Sass to his friends as he delicately laid out the best T.I.F.O idea ever for the 2016 season that just finished. "This is good, this is really great, can you imagine if we had this idea two months ago? Just you wait, if we remember to do this next season it is going to be amazing."

With roughly 137 days until the opening date for the 2017 season, Sass plans on firmly trying to remember his brilliant idea that will lose its relevance the further that he gets away from the 2016 season.

"I just need to keep this idea fresh for 137 more days, and then we can use it. I just can't believe that I didn't think of this til now!"

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Sass becomes distracted by watching the Colts  over the next few months and forgets all about his great idea in 2017.

New York Cosmos Offered Place In PDL After 3rd NASL Championship

NEW YORK - The New York Cosmos were reportedly offered a place in the Premier Development League (PDL) by Don Garber after their third NASL Championship in four years on Sunday.

All aboard that freight train that leads to the Michigan Bucks!

"We know that the Cosmos have been trying to make it to Major League Soccer for quite some time," stated Garber to The Nutmeg News. "As such, we will give them the opportunity to prove themselves in our development league. If they can show that they can keep up their consistent winning ways... well..and I'm not promising anything here, but we might be able to find a place for them in the USL."

Reportedly, Garber is willing to move on and accept the New York side into the lower tiers of MLS Soccer in order to reward the NASL Club after a previously acrimonious history.

"It's all water under the bridge, at this point. Now if the Cosmos are interested, we can get them a friendly with SW Florida Adrenaline and the Midland/Odessa Sockers to prepare for their opener against the Ocean City Nor'easters."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the Cosmos issue their response.

Election Finally Convinces Man That US Fans Should Stop Chanting "Mow My Lawn"

Racine, WI - After studiously ignoring the problem for years and, at best, clucking his tongue at the situation, the recent Presidential election has finally convinced USA Soccer fan Nathan Everett that USA fans should consider stopping offensive chants like, "Mow My Lawn" and "Build That Wall", and even the Sombrero Song at Mexico and Latin American teams.

"IT IS FINALLY BACK!"

"This is outrageous!" exclaimed Everett to the internet via all his social media platforms. "I carefully ignored the problem for years and every once in a while chided people on line, but now is the time for me to stand up and ask very politely if the terrible elements in our fanbase will stop with the casual racism."

Reportedly, Everett absolutely knew this was happening repeatedly over the course of the past decade, but he never took time out of his busy schedule playing fantasy football and looking at obscure leagues to follow American players to address the issue. With the recent election, though, Everett was motivated to ensure that THIS is the time he finally addresses the issue.

"We just gotta come together, all of us, we need to be better, to treat each other better, and honestly... there's probably not that many illegals at this game anyway so the jokes will go right over their head."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Everett forgets he ever cared after this game is over.

Washington Spirit Continue To Work Towards A More Patriotic Roster

WASHINGTON - The Washington Spirit announced that they were continuing to work towards a more patriotic roster for 2017 as they sever ties with players like Ali Krieger and Christine Nairn.

How many of these players will survive the cull?!

"We decided over the course of the season that our roster wasn't patriotic enough and didn't support our love of the best country on the face of the planet," stated owner Bill Lynch.

"The Washington Spirit is all about great soccer, community involvement, fanatical devotion to the best country ever, standing for the national anthem, and asking our players to not outwardly display their support of LGBTQ causes. As such, it behooves us to ensure that our roster reflects this."

Reportedly, additional cuts to the Spirit lineup may come soon as sources indicate that Crystal Dunn may soon be leaving the Spirit lineup.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the Spirit continue gutting their roster.

Desolation Of International Break Offers No Solace For Fan Seeking Distraction In Sports

NEW YORK - Soccer fan Derek Blaylock admitted that the desolation of the international break offered no solace for him as he desperately looked for a distraction from recent world events.

"No, I don't care about World Cup Qualifying. Yes, I'm going to watch the NASL final. That actually sounds pretty great right now."

"I'd love to watch the MLS playoffs right now. I seriously would. I'm not even joking about that," stated Blaylock to The Nutmeg News on Thursday. "Hell, I don't even care that my team was knocked out of the playoffs, I'd love to be watching Giovinco against Piatti, as strange as that sounds."

Reportedly, Blaylock even took to watching highlights of New York City FC getting knocked out of the playoffs on MLS Live before realizing this was making him more depressed about the presidential election and the international break.

"USA v Mexico doesn't do anything for me. I don't need bunch of people yelling USA - USA, right now. I just need club soccer back in my life, and I need it now."

According to inside sources, Blaylock is planning on watching the NASL Soccer Bowl 2016 between the Cosmos and Indy 11 this weekend.

"Honestly, I'm excited to watch it and be distracted for 90 minutes. I'm looking forward to it and I never watch NASL games."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Blaylock bides his time by relentlessly surfing twitter and trying to get work done.

Fan Certain That Player Is A Good Guy Based On Twitter And Instagram Feed

Indianapolis, IN - Indy 11 fan Roger Harrison stated that he was absolutely certain that Indy 11 bench player Eduardo Espinosa is a good guy solely based on Espinosa's Twitter and Instagram feed.

"Have you seen that picture of him at White River? He's a really good guy!"

"I can tell you right now that Espinosa is a good guy," stated Harrison confidently to his tattoo artist Brinks Storden. "He's a family man, and seems really invested in the community. He may not be the best player on our team, but he cares. I can guarantee that he cares."

Harrison is basing his opinion solely on 10 pictures taken by Espinosa over the course of the last year and a half that gave Harrison a sliver of a glimpse into the life of the player. Harrison stated that these 10 pictures show him all he needs to know about the bit part bench player.

"Look, What he does with the other 23 hours and 59 minutes in the day when he didn't take this picture is incidental. This picture and this tweet definitely show exactly what kind of person he is, and I think we can all agree that he is a great person, the best. I hope the team keeps him around for a long time. He's definitely locker room glue. You need guys like him. What a player. Look, he plays for us, how could he be bad?"

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Harrison admits that he bases his criticism on how Espinosa plays solely on his level of interaction with Indianapolis landmarks on Instagram.

 

US Soccer Changes Slogan To "Two Nations - One Team"

CHICAGO - In light of the results of the general election November 8th, 2016, The US Soccer Federation changed their slogan to "Two Nations - One Team" to better reflect the growing discord between the populace.

"We can't honestly say that we are one nation anymore," stated US Soccer Secretary Dan Harrow. "This way we will be able to tailor our message depending on exactly which group we are talking to whether appearing more liberal in our advertisements or more patriotic/jingoistic in our advertisements."

The Two Nations - One Team campaign will reportedly kick off at the highly volatile USA v Mexico game on Friday as fans prepare for the important World Cup Qualifier.

"Look, we wouldn't advertise to someone who was a part of the LGBTQ community the same way we would advertise to someone who hates tthe LGBTQ community. It just doesn't make sense. Instead, we will appeal to the LGBTQ community in one fashion while simultaneously stoking the nativist passions of the rural Republican base. All in all, we think this will better represent our actual nation as it currently exists."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as our independent monitors track USA v Mexico.

Philip Anschutz Announces That Proceeds From LA Galaxy Pre-Season Tour Will Pay For California/Mexico Border Wall

LOS ANGELES - LA Galaxy owner Philip Anschutz today announced that he will be utilizing all the proceeds from the LA Galaxy's 2017 pre-season tour to finish construction of the 140 mile wall between California and Mexico as he stated, "Finally we are going to stop them illegals from taking our jobs."

The Philip Anschutz trophy.

Anschutz, who is a controversial figure for heavily donating to groups that are anti-LGBTQ, stated that he would keep the promise of a new America by it's new President by ensuring that the wall between Mexico and California would be finished on time and with money from the LA Galaxy's pre-season tour.

"We must ensure that we stop the scourge of Illegal's taking our jobs," stated a representative of the Anschutz Entertainment Group after a request was submitted regarding their views on the matter. "Philip Anschutz is as American as apple pie and he, just like you, hates Mexicans sneaking over our borders. We will do everything we can to help President Trump stop the flow of drug addicts and rapists over our borders."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Anschutz donates another million dollars to groups that advocate for electro-shock gay conversion therapy.

 

Columbus Crew Announce White Pride Night For 2017

Columbus, OH - In an effort to reach out to the nearly three million voters who cast votes for Donald Trump in Ohio, the Columbus Crew announced a White Pride night for 2017.

"What kind of last name is Higuain?"

"We realized that we wouldn't be servicing our entire community and filling our stadium unless we reached out to the nearly three million people that voted for Donald Trump in our state," stated Anthony Precourt. "Clearly there's a lot of soccer fans out there in Ohio that believe in White Pride, and we can work with them. We plan on working with our local communities in Lorain and Medina County to have their Klu Klux Klan representatives interface with the Nordecke to get a primer on Columbus Crew soccer." 

Reportedly, current fans of the Crew are apoplectic about this development as many fans we interviewed were outraged but also unwilling to go on the record in fear of reprisals. However, Crew representatives were resolute.

"We must reach across the aisle and be inclusive of all the people in Ohio if we are the peoples club here. It's time to heal our country and have our Racists and Non-Racists fans working together to cheer on soccer. We don't really care what you believe in as long as you buy tickets. It's important to have any Ohio racists be a part of the Crew family."

The Crew Front Office also announced that they would work in collaboration with Stormfront Ohio and the White Knights Of Dayton to have a "Diversity Is White Genocide" T.I.F.O display.

"We must tolerate all viewpoints. Everyone is accepted in the Crew stadium, because they are all brothers in arms here in Ohio."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as it happens.