"No New Players Until You Figure Out How To Play Better," Rants Irate Joey Saputo To Montreal Staff

Bologna, IT - An irate Joey Saputo reportedly ranted, “No new players until you figure out how to play better,” to the Montreal Impact staff as he struck back at the, “loafing freeloaders who are not improving things.”

“I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed,” stated Saputo to the Montreal staff. “I don’t care if I have to fire 100 coaches, eventually one of them will be able to get these players to perform.”

Sources from within the club indicate that Saputo believes that this team should be at least 10th or 9th in the standings with the current group as they leaked a memo from Saputo in which he indicated, “I refuse to keep spending money when I don’t need to do that and nothing is going to happen anyway. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and just BE BETTER.”

For their part, the Montreal staff just put their head down and continued to scout USL Pro for any possible replacements.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Saputo claims that if Montreal would just be like Bologna this wouldn’t necessary.