WASHINGTON - An Elder NWSL fan was found drunkenly relating the story Of MagicJack to a spellbound audience of zoomer soccer fans as the story of Dan Borislow’s hubris began to take shape.

“And it was at this point that Borislow, may he rest in piss, began to use class warfare to bifurcate the dressing room,” stated Abby Stewart, 48, of Georgetown.

Sources say that the gathered group of Gen-Z soccer fans had no idea what was coming for them when Stewart turned around from the bar and interrupted the conversation with a, “You wanna know what it USED to be like,” before finishing her shot of old crow and grabbing her beer.

“It began here, oh indeed, this is history that we all should know,” stated Stewart as she began to weave in and out of stories so wild that the gathering group of youth could barely believe they were true.

“BACK IN THE DAYS BEFORE SOCCER SPECIFICH STadiums, mind you, Well, there was ONE, you see” stated Stewart loudly as she attracted the attention of the gathering masses.

Sources within the youth contingent stated that they, “couldn’t believe this, no cap,” and “she cooked with this one.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Stewart realizes, tomorrow, that she got a few dates and incidents wrong and she carries that with her for the rest of her life in these little snapshots of the moment that pop up and cause her to flinch ever so slightly.