WASHINGTON - Commissioner Don Garber was reportedly in Washington D.C. to lobby for the newly vacant Ayatollah position.
Stating, “Look at how much I’ve increased the team valuations across the board,” Garber was reportedly hard pushing for the ability to lead Iran into a new world of Franchising rights.
Sources say that Garber reportedly had a presentation to the President of the United States that had a number of slides labeled, “Money? YES”, and, “Iran? More like YOU WON.”
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as we investigate.