WASHINGTON - Soccer team Inter Miami reportedly remain non-committal on a land war in Iran as part of their hospitality visit to the White House on Thursday as the club took center stage as the President of the United States bombastically opined on the death of the revolutionary guard and making a deal with Cuba.

Our reporters reached out to the soccer team and received a, “No comment,” but sources indicate that Luis Suarez is ready to lead Kurdish forces on a sacking of Tehran in an effort to get access to the Presidential library of Swank magazine.

“Luis is very adamant that with the right kind of people he can have the country taken over in no time,” stated one anonymous source.

For their part, many of the players looked awkwardly on as the President of the United States spoke at length about everything but the team visit.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Inter Miami plans on visiting President Trump when they win the championship in 2030, as well.