WASHINGTON - The emergence of Inter Miami being the United States first right wing soccer club reportedly has Major League Soccer (MLS) trumpeting the success as a new benchmark achieved in penetrating the national landscape.

“Inter Miami represents a different political opinion than those on the West Coast,” stated Major League Soccer. “It is more agreeable to the whims of a centralized authoritative government as long as that government is against socialism and communism of any kind.”

Stating, “Cuba must be liberated from the socialists,” team operator Jorge Mas gleefully hobnobbed with President Trump at the Inter Miami greeting ceremony.

Reportedly, MLS is bullish on the new benchmark in US Soccer as insiders state, “FINALLY we have our Real Madrid… our Lazio… our … well many teams in Italy.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as fans in the supporters groups make their displeasure known.