Supporters State That It Is Far Too Late To Ask "Bald Guy With Glasses" What Actual Name Is After Standing Near Each Other For 10 Years

Portland, OR - Timbers fan Ryan Anderssen stated that it is, “far too late,” to ask Bald Guy With Glasses (BGWG) what his actual name is after standing near to him for the last 10 years.

“How are the kids doing,” asked Anderssen at the last game as he gave Bald Guy With Glasses a hug and again managed to avoid catching his name. “You guys have a good vacation to Cleveland?”

Sources say that Bald Guy With Glasses started attending Timbers games in the same section as Anderssen roughly 10 years ago, a fact that Anderssen realized after receiving a Google photos “remember when” album which showed Bald Guy With Glasses celebrating a goal next to him back in 2016.

“Oh shit, BGWG is here! He’s buying avocados,” texted Anderssen’s friend Tyler Williams who saw Bald Guy With Glasses at the Vancouver Fred Meyer. Williams has also now taken to referring to the anonymous fan by his nickname.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Anderssen asks “Portland Flag Guy” and “Ducks Bro” if they know the identity of BGWG