San Jose, CA - Disgraced former General Manager Gavin Wilkinson promised, during his introduction to the hand picked MLS media, to bring Major League abuse culture to the San Jose Earthquakes.

“There’s nothing we CAN’T cover up,” stated Wilkinson to the collection of 2nd year employees and athletic trainers. “There’s nothing we can’t hid, obfuscate and blame on the fans. Whatever you want to do… I’ll make it happen for you. You just have to turn a blind eye.”

Sources say that employees of the Earthquakes were shocked at the news as the person who was in charge of the team during the Andy Polo domestic violence cover up and the Paul Riley sexual assault cover up and the Mike Golub cover up was announced to be employed.

Wilkinson however stated that the Earthquakes wouldn’t be small time in their sector anymore as he claimed, “I can bring big time results and turn this team from a minor league team to an entinty investigated by the former US Attorney General.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Wilkinson gets a congratulatory call from Merritt Paulson.