St. LOUIS - Stating, “Finally, it’s about time,” sports fan and avowed soccer hater Dennis Williams stated that he was comforted by the fact that St. Louis SC banned LGBTQ+ flags and Black Lives Matter flags from the stadium as he stated, “Those woke commie librals are always trying to bring politics into it.”

Sources say that Williams ranted unendingly about the banners on display despite never attending a St. Louis SC game and having absolutely no intention of ever going to one. Reportedly he actually used pictures, at one point, of other fans from other teams flying the flags because he didn’t know what colors St Louis soccer team had or what their stadium even looked like.

“It’s a judgment against WHITE men,” stated Williams to his Facebook page with 10,345 bots. “We are now showing that we are BACK IN CONTROL.”

Sources with the team say that St. Louis SC banned the flags because they are, “A bunch of fucking cowards,” but some say that the team was simply trying to reach across the aisle to other fans in the area.

“They are terrified that they aren’t making inroads into the racist and homophobic communities of St. Louis,” stated one employee. “They want to make the stadium a safe place for bigoted people as well as people who don’t hate others based on the color of their skin.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Williams continues to slam St. Louis SC and soccer in general regardless of what they do.