AUSTIN - The knees and back of Julia Acevedo reportedly filed a grievance over her plans to jump at an upcoming game as they stated, “You are no longer 24 and it is unbecoming of someone your age to put us through this again.”

Sources with the brain of Acevedo stated that the supporter was, “looking forward to being back with her friends and jumping for victory,” in stark defiance of the mandate from extremities to keep it cool.

“This is outrageous,” stated the joints of the now 38 year old fan. “We CANNOT keep this up year after year. She refuses to stretch, refuses to do any pre-season work and expects us to just take all of the support. This cannot continue.”

Sources with the body management team of Acevedo indicate that she has taken the notes from the extremities, specifically the back and knees, and dismissed the criticism as, “fear mongering and doom saying.”

However, The joint coalition of both the knees and the back indicate that if their demands are not met that there will be a general strike, something which the body of Acevedo is desperate to avoid.

“WE WILL INSTITUTE A GLOBAL STRIKE,” stated the missive from Acevedo’s lower back. “ALL ACTIVITY WILL CEASE IF OUR DEMANDS ARE NOT MET.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the upper back and feet join the movement union demanding stronger protection for this season.