Senior editors with soccer news website The Nutmeg News indicate that they finally hit it big as nascent public relations firm Impermanent Relations offered up to $40 for a "guest post" on their website.
"We were just about to shut the website down after burning through all of our initial angel investment on high quality north Illinois ether," stated Nutmeg News reporter, fixer and bare knuckle boxing expert William "Buck" Huey.
"I told the staff to prepare for the long layoff down the river to the Starbucks, but after getting this new opportunity for $40 whole dollars, we are going to fire everything back up again and put a load of blotter acid on credit from the Silk Road darknet."
Nutmeg News staff indicate that the new investment came at the right time as recently the free food in the break room was pared down from pop-tarts and quarts of whiskey to a singular unrolled Smarty candy and some recycled chicory from the coffee maker.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as we introduce our new writer from Triple Canopy, Inc. in a series of somewhat soccer related posts about why fighting the global war for control of the arms trade in the Sudan is best done without any kind government oversight.