LOS ANGELES - Major League Soccer (MLS) experts were stunned on Saturday as all teams in the league claimed a successful draft after the 2017 SuperDraft.
"Usually there's always a few teams that did poorly, selected players they didn't want, but apparently every single team was successful this season," stated MLS SuperDraft expert Brandon Villanue.
"It's pretty insane to imagine that through 2 rounds and 22 teams that every single one of them had a successful draft, but maybe this season is the one! We didn't have a single during-draft or post-draft interview where the general managers were upset. They were all, rather, extremely bullish on the future of their clubs! This is just amazing. To think that all 22 teams are happy with their draft picks! What an event!"
General Managers and public relations officials for all 22 teams in the league released a joint statement that read,
"We, the collected teams of Major League Soccer, got exactly who we wanted out of the draft. Our scouts, coaches, owners and fans are all very pleased. All of our draft picks are ready to contribute, and excited for the start of the season."
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as teams collectively claim that their draft picks represent the future of the team and the league. #pathtopro