Internet Bloggers the country over rushed to their computers to write articles on Christian Pulisic after the Pennsylvania native found himself in the starting 11 for Borussia Dortmund in their UEFA Champions League game against Legia Warsaw.
"THE FUTURE OF THE UNITED STATES AND HUMANITY AS A WHOLE," stated USMNT blogger Carla Crowder. "Pulisic shows again why he is the best thing that you have ever seen, on the face of the planet, ever."
"It's officially time to FREAK OUT!" stated Quincy Koblens of Oklahoma City. "Pulisic is starting, Landon Donovan is back and the United States is going to win the World Cup."
After frantically re-tweeting every news source about the even that he possibly could, USMNT follower Greg "Dirty Bird" Randolph wrote in all caps, "FIRE UP THE PULISIC KLAXON! LETS GET THIS HYPE TRAIN ROLLING" and then proceeded to post 5 Pulisic videos to his Facebook homepage before he was put on mute by his girlfriend Sonya for talking too much about the young player.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this after we write a column titled, "15 ways that Pulisic signifies the cool new American ideal" for GQ or Stuff.