Man Absolutely Certain That Player He Didn't Know About Til 5 Minutes Ago Is Future USMNT Star

LOS ANGELES - After seeing news that USMNT U-23 winger Jerome Kiesewetter has joined Fortuna Dusseldorf, US Soccer fan Mark Thomas boldly declared Kiesewetter the future of the US Men's National Team.

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"He is absolutely the future!" stated Mr Thomas to The Nutmeg News. "I've never seen him play and don't know anything about him at all but I predict that he is the next Darlington Nagbe or Christian Pulisic."

Reportedly, Mr Thomas is already planning a campaign of hyping up the youngsters talents and has started shopping for his kit to add to his collection of future international stars which includes his Bolton kit for Stuart Holden, his Freddy Adu Benfica kit, and his Landon Donovan Bayer Leverkusen throwback.

"I can't wait to see him holding the World Cup up in 2018. This is going to be great," proclaimed Thomas on Facebook.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Thomas forgets he made this purchase and wonders who the hell ordered a Kiesewetter Dusseldorf kit.