LOS ANGELES - In an effort to remain relevant during their sabbatical with existence, Los Angeles Football Club (LAFC) spent their holiday retreat planning a Burning Man display and constructing an intricate four option Twitter poll.
"Millenials," stated LAFC's director of marketing DJ Hoshimura Nairu. "Millenials, Millenials, Millenials, Dab, Vape, Millenials, reddit, PLAYA, DOGE!"
While not much was able to be gleaned from Mr Nairu's incoherent babble, LAFC were able to confirm that they spent roughly 5 days and 4 quarts of mescaline figuring out the appropriate level of totally on fleek options to add to their 4 option Twitter poll.
"Millenials know millenials" stated LAFC's chef de Cuisine and brand skateboarding adviser Ryan Sheckler. "We are here to really get to know our fan-base with twitter questionnaires and random persicope streams of our office trying to kickflip a soccer ball off our skateboards into a wastebasket to tell us who will win the Champions League. Shits tight, yo."
The Nutmeg News will have more on this when LAFC release their new twitter poll after teasing it with "Major Announcement" status updates.