Cleveland, OH - The creator of ROCKtober, Larry "RAGING UNCLE" Feldman, is reportedly ashamed of the Major League Soccer promotional idea of SCARFtember.
"When we created ROCKtober, we were reacting to a discriminatory and destitute radio system that would only play Simon and Garfunkel as they sat in coffee shops sipping tea and talking about their Marxist political systems. But we wanted to hear Cheap Trick, Megadeath and White Snake and drink Schlitz and get hammered while working on a plan to buy acid washed jeans." said Feldman while he DJ'd a current up-tempo Christian Contemporary set for WWJD 90.9.
"....AND WERE BACK!!
WELCOME TO HEZEKIAH IN THE AFTERNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON" said Feldman into the microphone, "WITH YOUR BOY PAUL AND THE EPHESIAN! AND NOW SOME CLASSICS FROM PETRA!"
Feldman then continued the interview, "Yeah, what we did back then I'm not that proud of now seeing how much ROCKtober has sold out, but this SCARFtember? It's just awful. This isn't about getting your groove on and seeing Tawny Kitaen gyrating erotically while your bro complains about not being able to watch Donahue. SCARFtember is just about scarves.
There's nothing cool about scarves. Wearing a scarf in anything other than 30 degree weather is not cool. It's hot, why do you wear a scarf? They aren't sexy, they aren't cool, and in some climates its a bit like wearing a fedora with cargo shorts and croc sandals. But hey, I guess anything to make a buck these days. Me? I'm sticking with the original ethos of ROCKtober and that's Beer, Babes and hard edge music like Warrant."
The Nutmeg News will have more on SCARFtember when it tastes so good it makes a grown man cry.