Timbers Fans: Here Are Some Terrible Reasons Why You Should Be Excited That Darlington Nagbe Is Going To Spend More Time Away From Your Team!

With the recent Hub-Bub about Darlington Nagbe's eligibility for the United States, The Nutmeg News sat down and created a list of terrible reasons why Timbers fans should be totally excited that they will potentially see less of Darlington Nagbe for the Timbers in the future.

 Enjoy college while you can!

Enjoy college while you can!

#1 It will give you, Timbers fans, more time to get ready for the grieving process when your ownership sells him for a boatload of money that they will use on a washing machine and the rights to a 13 year old winger from Suriname.

#2 It will allow Jurgen Klinsmann time to develop.... an opinion about Nagbe's inability to play with his left foot.

 In this picture, the only body parts Darlington Nagbe uses to touch a ball.

In this picture, the only body parts Darlington Nagbe uses to touch a ball.

#3 It will allow Darlington Nagbe a more diversified opportunity to be isolated in the midfield with forwards that can't score.

 Ball goes IN the net, Timbers.

Ball goes IN the net, Timbers.

#4 It will allow Darlington Nagbe the opportunity to really compete for that fullback position that he covets in Klinsmann's system.

#5 It will expose Darlington Nagbe to the rigors of international jet lag combined with raising a family via skype, a component that has long been missing from his game.

So be excited for that United States call up, Timbers fans. You have earned it!