With the recent Hub-Bub about Darlington Nagbe's eligibility for the United States, The Nutmeg News sat down and created a list of terrible reasons why Timbers fans should be totally excited that they will potentially see less of Darlington Nagbe for the Timbers in the future.
#1 It will give you, Timbers fans, more time to get ready for the grieving process when your ownership sells him for a boatload of money that they will use on a washing machine and the rights to a 13 year old winger from Suriname.
#2 It will allow Jurgen Klinsmann time to develop.... an opinion about Nagbe's inability to play with his left foot.
#3 It will allow Darlington Nagbe a more diversified opportunity to be isolated in the midfield with forwards that can't score.
#4 It will allow Darlington Nagbe the opportunity to really compete for that fullback position that he covets in Klinsmann's system.
#5 It will expose Darlington Nagbe to the rigors of international jet lag combined with raising a family via skype, a component that has long been missing from his game.
So be excited for that United States call up, Timbers fans. You have earned it!