Last Man On Earth Who Believes FIFA Isn't Corrupt, Found

DJIBOUTI - The last man on earth who believes that FIFA isn't corrupt was found in Djibouti on Friday morning after an exhaustive search. Shihāb al-Dīn was the man identified by friends as the last man in the world that believes that FIFA isn't an international money laundering organization dedicated to making wealthy men more money.

 Shihāb seen here with friends who think he is just really naive about this whole FIFA thing.

Shihāb seen here with friends who think he is just really naive about this whole FIFA thing.

"He just thinks they are here to put on football tournaments" said friend Mohammed al-Said. "HE doesn't understand that FIFA is very corrupt. We try to tell him this all the time, but at some point it is important to just let a man have his beliefs."

The Nutmeg News spoke to Mr al-Dīn about his thoughts on FIFA and he had the following to say, "They are, of course, the ones that we should have our trust in. If we cannot trust Sepp Blatter and Pantini, who can we trust? There is no possibility that the organization is just one giant ponzi scheme dedicated to bilking profits out of companies and countries alike to enrich the pockets of people from Europe. We have all heard about the stadiums that FIFA has built in places like Brazil."

 Seriously available to rent for weddings and children's parties. 

Seriously available to rent for weddings and children's parties. 

Mr al-Dīn's friends continue to say, "He will understand at some point. With nearly all of the World Cup's being bought by home countries, the bidding process being a giant scam, the hosting countries losing billions of dollars in corruption and kick backs to corrupt businesses and government officials, and FIFA accepting bribes from places like Qatar to host the world cup, it will become inevitable that Shihāb will lose his innocence and then every person in the world will understand that FIFA is a never ending rat hole of corruption, scandal, bribery and terrible people, regardless of who runs the organization."

The Nutmeg News will report on this more when Mr al-Dīn realizes that FIFA cannot be saved.