Letter To The Editor: THE NUTMEG NEWS IS IN THE POCKET OF THE SOCCER INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX

The Nutmeg News accepts letters to the editor, and will publish them when deemed appropriate. You may send correspondence, rebuttals or opinions to mail@thenutmegnews.com

The information within does not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of The Nutmeg News or its affiliates.

Dear Sirs,

You dickheads are in the pocket of "big soccer". No I'm not talking about the web-forum that spawned a thousand angry memes, but rather I'm talking about you being on the take from Garber, Gulati and company to oppress the ongoing revolution against the cabal like mandate given to Major League Soccer by the Illuminati, the Getty's, the Rothschild's, Landon Donovan and Alexi Lalas. WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, shills.

Yes, you are.

Now, I have no evidence to support this. None. Absolutely none. 

And just saying this makes me look utterly batshit insane, but I'm going to say it anyway. YOU ARE PART OF THE VAST US SOCCER CONSPIRACY TO DEFRAUD THE YOUTH OF AMERICA. 

You should know that I'm a big deal, and it's definitely my prerogative to just throw out insane conspiracy theories because the world currently doesn't work how I anticipate it should.

You and all your cronies at The Nutmeg News, which is a shit publication, are absolutely shills for the soccer industrial complex and I don't doubt that your stories are vetted by Don Garber himself or one of his underlings before you publish them.

You've never been critical of the league, and your publication is full of lies. 

Thanks,

Reginald VelJohnson

Chicago, USA.

Letter To The Editor: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MATT MIAZGA?

The Nutmeg News accepts letters to the editor, and will publish them when deemed appropriate. You may send correspondence, rebuttals or opinions to mail@thenutmegnews.com

The information within does not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of The Nutmeg News or its affiliates.

 

To Whom It May Concern,

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT MATT MIAZGA?

DID YOU?

DID YOU?

DID YOU?

DID YOU?

DID YOU?

DID YOU?

MIAZGA

MIAZGA

MIAZGA

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

My god, you guys are tools if you can't come up with something about Miazga! What does it mean? What does it say? WHAT DOES IT MEAN FOR EVERYONE! WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT MIAZGA?!

I don't even like Miazga and I think he is going to fail so naturally that means I am going to talk about him RELENTLESSLY! I'm belligerently tweeting about him and Zlatan. THINK ABOUT THAT?! WHAT DOES IT MEAN IN EVERYTHING! I'm writing at least three different hot take columns on three different websites with two different pseudonyms to cover the breadth of all the responses possible.

MIAZGA

ZLATAN

IT MEANS SOMETHING!

MIAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZGA

MIAZGA

ZLATAN

MIAZGA

ZLATAN

IN THE 18!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yours in correspondence,

Mike Henderson

Dubuque, IA

Letter To The Editor: Regarding Your Vicious Attack On The All Star Game

The Nutmeg News accepts letters to the editor, and will publish them when deemed appropriate. You may send correspondence, rebuttals or opinions to mail@thenutmegnews.com

The information within does not necessarily reflect the viewpoint of The Nutmeg News or its affiliates.

 

Dear Sirs,

I take strong offense at the piece written by your 'news' organization entitled "Major League Soccer Continues Annual All Star Game Charade" as it is clearly not written by sports writers and is merely included for a cheap laugh.  To call a major event like the MLS All-Star Game a ‘charade’ when it is an event enjoyed by millions is frankly ignorant and insulting. 

Arsenal is an amazing up-and-coming team that is taking the Barclay’s Soccer Premiere League by force. Having Arsenal players go head to head against world class MLS players like Pirlo and Gerrard gives them a chance to gain international notoriety. While Arsenal may not be a top tier team like Manchester, Chelsea, or Leicester, it does give them a chance to show their worth on the world stage.  Imagine the elation the Arsenal players would have felt playing against MLS legends like Landon Donovan or Thierry Henry. 

To strip these up and coming players of that experience is downright criminal.  And who knows, perhaps in 8 or 9 years when they finally mature as players they too will be able to ascend to the ranks of the MLS and play along-side their soccer idols for superclubs like the LA Galaxy, New York City FC or New York Red Bull.  Mocking the All Star Game is mocking this once in a lifetime opportunity for these European players from a disadvantaged league to get experience in a real competition against real players.

It seems to me that you would rather feed your own hipster egos by sitting back and picking apart an event that others enjoy then actually stopping and taking a look at the enjoyment and experience that can be obtained from an event such as this. There are many of us who regularly await the experience that emanates from the All Star Game that washes over our league like a cool breeze reflecting the superiority of our nation and our league and even our faith.

Yours sincerely in God, 
     

William Knickers