CHICAGO - A bet placed on the Major League Soccer official betting app reportedly turned into a financial windfall for Stephen Williams as the parlay he constructed of the Chicago Fire winning their game and over 2 American deaths in the war in Iran finally paid out.

“This is really REALLY going to help pay off my half million in medical debt from my diabetic hospitalization last year,” stated Williams to The Nutmeg News.

Sources indicate that you can bet on ANYTYHING on the OFFICIAL MLS BETTING APP including what time the Iran war was starting as MLS degenerates flooded the app placing bets for and against their teams and also on whether the US would invade France, Belgium or Russia in the next year.

“I have a long term parlay of an American Civil War and Sporting KC winning MLS in 2027,” stated one fan who wouldn’t give his name. “So I’m really hoping that the war locally doesn’t kick off until then.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Major League Soccer continues to do stupid fucking things.