Miami, FL - Soccer fan Andrew Stewart is, according to friends and family, far more aware of the finances of the soccer team he supports than his own finances.

“He has like 2 subscriptions to Disney+ through both his cellphone and an additional streaming service that was bundled like a year ago,” stated good friend Marcy Williams. “He also has premium Duolingo and premium Chess.com despite removing both from his phone 6 months ago. And yet… and YET he can accurately tell you the GAM, TAM and overall DP financial numbers of Inter Miami to the cent amount.”

Sources say that Stewart took on the roll as amateur financial comptroller for most of the teams in the league despite struggling to pay his water bill on time.

“He is just insane about this. He’s better than the actual team sometimes,” stated good friend Kevin Williams. “If I ever have a question about Inter Miami, MLS or really any team in the league I can just ask him instead of searching for it and he will know.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Stewart accurately predicts the expenditure of GAM on players while forgetting to contribute anything to his 401k for the last 3 years.