NEW YORK - NYCFC fan Ceasar Delgado stated, “new season, new me,” while still relentlessly shitposting online and doing all the things he normally does as Major League Soccer inches closer to return.

“I’m turning over a new leaf,” stated Delgado as he castigated someone in the comment section of an Instagram video who said that NYCFC weren’t an elite team. “I’m not going to stress out as much.”

Delgado reportedly made a resolution, again, that he would be kinder and gentler and less toxic online.

“It’s going to be the year of just calm and chill,” stated Delgado as he cursed out an MLS analyst on Facebook. “I’m really going to be riding the chill vibes this year.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Delgado insists that he meant in his personal life, not his soccer life.