WISCONSIN - ICE agent Dale Masterton had that dream, again, where he is unable to open fire on a World Cup soccer fan after the confused person didn’t speak English, was unable to produce immigration papers and started walking away.

“I just tried to shoot him, but I couldn’t pull the trigger for some reason,” stated Masterton to his commanding officer who called his sexuality into question because of the amount of talking that he was doing.

“You know that thing in dreams that you do where you can’t do the thing you want to do? It was just like those dreams I had in high school of being unable to complete the pass to win the game, or the time where I tried, in my dreams, to beat up the Mexican kid in class but my fists were made of pillows.”

Sources say that Masterton is now up for review for being, “soft,” however he swears that he will make up for his dream self.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the WORLD CUP APPROACHES.