Livermore, CA - Scientists with the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory in Livermore, California claimed victory over a decades long attempt to create nuclear fusion as they harnessed the toxic online USMNT debate after the World Cup to create a net energy gain via Nuclear Fusion.

“Nuclear fusion happens when two or more atoms are fused into one larger one,” stated Livermore public relations official Rod Williams. “Scientists were able to use all of the fusion from people conflating the situation with Gio Reyna, Gregg Berhalter, Jordan Morris, and MLS Players into a supernova of power.”

US Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm will make an announcement on Tuesday of a “major scientific breakthrough,” the department announced.

“We have salty, toxic, and paranoid USMNT fans to thank for this possible breakthrough in clean energy,” stated a spokesperson for Granholm. “They were able to take so many unrelated issues and make them part of one giant issue that the resultant energy yield will now power innovation that will take us into a new era of technology and clean energy.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as watchers with the Doomsday clock move the hands ever closer to extinction as they warn that USMNT fans are now focused again on dividing their arguments down to the atom and creating a timebomb again.