USSF Softens Berhalter Contract Extension With Taylor Swift Tweet

CHICAGO - In anticipation of the online furor certain to take place upon its announcement, the US Soccer Federation released Gregg Berhalter’s contract extension with a "It's Me, I'm the problem It's me” video that contained a smiling Berhalter signing what appeared to be a blank document in front of a green screen.

Sources indicate that this is the sign of a new direction with regards to the Social Media content of the notoriously insular US Soccer as they are operating under the directive of, “For The Lulz,” going forward.

"The For The Lulz initiative is something that will really allow us to connect with our fans,” stated one USSF insider. “We plan to be more meme focused and that will hopefully lead to a better relationship between our younger fans and the federation.”

The long anticipated announcement also contained the lyrics of "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" and the number 7. When asked what this was, the USSF press officer just said "great song isn't it"

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the US Soccer twitter account leaves Gio Reyna out of their player selection of “Who Got That Rizz”