American video game developer Valve announced that they would be releasing a new video game on Steam VR for their Index platform called ULTRA: The Supporters Group Experience.
The game is set in a universe where free-travel exists in the pre-pandemic ages of the old United States. Players will use their interactive VR systems to play as an avatar who attends sporting challenges called Soccer Games. The player will join what anthropologists indicate were called Supporters Groups where they start from the bottom and make their way to the top.
“We want this to be as realistic as possible,” stated the reanimated owner of Valve, Gabe Newell. “Our player avatars will progress through challenges such as building their first in-stadium display, trying to get people to actually care enough about the game to sing, figuring out how to join and then quit the capos, finding an illegal stream to watch an east coast game, and eventually having your soul crushed at bureaucratic meetings about rigging permits while you wonder how you got so damn old.”
Sources with Valve indicate that the immersive game response is top notch as one insider stated, “you actually get to go to The Outside on what people used to call an Away Day. You get to see what’s beyond the four walls of your quarantine shelter. You can actually Pop Smoke and if you do so you will have to run away from what they used to call Stadium Security. If you get caught you will have to pick up what they used to call Extra Shifts in order to pay for Alcohol and Conduct Classes. It’s a fully immersive experience.”
Newell indicates that the game experience will be all encompassing and that he is hoping to release the smell attachment to the general public in a few months so that you can fully have the experience of what it used to be like to celebrate a goal while getting covered in expensive beer and being bear hugged by a sweating hairy stranger who hasn’t showered in a week.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as ULTRA: The Supporters Group Experience faces stiff competition from PES who claims that everyone knows the game mechanics are better in the series even if the graphics and licensing are shit.