Updated USL Code Of Conduct Mandates All New Fans Start A Podcast

Tampa, FL - Information released from the United Soccer League (USL) headquarters in Tampa indicate that the league has updated their 2020 Code Of Conduct to mandate that all new fans of USL teams start a podcast.

“We want to keep the USL Championship momentum going in 2020,” stated one anonymous source. “Forcing fans to start a podcast is not really even necessary given the number of USL and lower league podcasts that are out there, but we felt it was important to put this in writing.”

With over 250,000 podcasts already pontificating on lower league soccer in the United States, promotion/relegation, and the fortunes of teams in USL Championship, USL League 1, and USL League 2, many people think that there may be a podcast bubble building.

“Smart investors are going to short the USL podcast market,” stated one analyst for J.T. Morgen Beard Sterns Podcast Division. “We can see that the bubble is going to pop soon on the podcast market and there will be tens of thousands of homeless podcasts who will be wandering the web without content for months at a time.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as a new fan of Las Vegas spends his first hour of being a fan buying a microphone.