NEW YORK - Analysts with Major League Soccer announced, today, that the SuperDraft scheduled for January 9th, 2020 would be downgraded to an AdequateDraft after an assessment of the players within revealed some significant holes.

Join us on January 9 as we attempt to make jokes about the SuperDraft unless we get bored and decide not to do that.

“We aren’t confident that the talent left in this draft really reflects the idea and identity of a SuperDraft,” stated one anonymous analyst. “There’s a concern that there isn’t a single forward available in the AdequateDraft better than what’s already available in the USL right now.”

Sources say that there was a number of different monikers debated for the draft including sufficient, appropriate, tolerable, unexceptional, fair, passable and competent.

“There was a big amount of support for PassableDraft and CompetentDraft,” stated our source with the league. “Ultimately if you look at the number of attacking midfield prospects we couldn’t run with competent so instead we are just going with Adequate.”

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the Draft Grade teeters on the brink of being labeled an IntolerableDraft in 2021.