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"Oh Sure, This Expert Wrote A Column That Has Data, Statistics, And Expertise That Disproves My Opinion, But I'm Sticking With My Gut Feeling On The Matter"

August 8, 2019

“If more soccer journalists would rely on my gut feeling towards all these situations, they would understand a lot more about the game” — William Lidden of Newark, NJ

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