"I'm Going To Really Pay Attention To The Mutiny This Season," States Emotionally Devastated Robert Kraft

Foxborough, MA - An emotionally devastated Robert Kraft stated, "I'm going to really pay attention to the Mutiny this season," as he decided to throw himself into the soccer team he owns as a way to get over the recent Super Bowl loss to the Philadelphia Eagles.

Source: The Krafts Are the Worst Owners in the League http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/2014/03/25/bob-kraft-worst-owner-new-england-revolution/2/

Source: The Krafts Are the Worst Owners in the League http://www.bostonmagazine.com/news/2014/03/25/bob-kraft-worst-owner-new-england-revolution/2/

In a tear stricken statement aboard his personal G650 jet to his personal assistant and valet Stephens, a devastated Kraft admitted that the only way to get over this personal failure was to throw himself full time into, "the Mutiny or whatever the hell the name of the team that I own is other than the Patriots."

Sources indicate that Kraft indicated a number of areas that he could improve, "The Mutiny," stating, "What they need is a used soda machine. My friend Bill has an excellent Patriots branded soda machine that I can get from him and it's only been used to store expired cream cheese for the past few months. I can also get them an official Tom Brady supplements and holistic reiki session as well with 5 free videos by Tom on how these supplements, along with a positive mental attitude, will result in dating a Supermodel."

As well, the Patriots owner stated that he plans on spending heavily in the transfer market as he allocated an additional $26 for players from South America, this season.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Kraft attempts to look through the Revolution season preview before getting bored and putting on the 2017 Super Bowl highlights.