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"Some Say That US Soccer Is Broken What With Missing The World Cup, A Presidential Mess, Missing On Dual Nationals, Folding FCKC/WNY Flash/Strikers/Rhinos/Deltas, Moving The Crew, The NASL Lawsuit…”

January 8, 2018

"But it isn't broken..... You are simply just wrong.

And I'll tell you what, I don't need to explain why I'm right, and you should really just stop being so negative all the time." -- Marc Hobarth of San Francisco, CA.

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