Heineken Rivalry Week To Showcase League's Fiercest Rivalry As David Beckham Takes On The City Of Miami

Miami, FL - David Beckham versus The City Of Miami will showcase Major League Soccer's (MLS) annual Heineken Rivalry Week as the league finally kicks into mid-season form.

This moment was roughly 483 years ago, in league time.

This moment was roughly 483 years ago, in league time.

"We are excited to see the 95 Derby take place as David will continue his pressure on the City Of Miami to give him land," stated president of Major League Soccer Mark Abbott. "We all hope for a pulsating affair that has supporters on both sides gasping for air and city subsidies."

Sources within the league state that the rumored suspension of Beckham and associates will not come to fruition and that all members in the tie will be available to play.

"DAVID WILL NOT BE SUSPENDED BY THE MLS DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE. THAT....... IS NOT A FOUL! GOOD CALL," stated one anonymous source.

The Nutmeg News reached out to Miami fan Jessica Davidson who had the following to say, "Soccer? Y'all are playing."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as a yellow is shown to Beckham within the first 45 minutes putting the game at risk.