Columbus, OH - The front office of the Columbus Crew announced that orders of the newly released 2017 primary kit would contain a copy of Turn the Radio Off by the ska band Reel Big Fish.
"The checkboard pattern allows us the opportunity to really explore the roots of Ska music in the Columbus area," stated Andy Loughnane, president of business operations. "We felt that our fans would really enjoy a copy of Turn the Radio Off and the hit single 'Join the Club' could frame the upcoming 2017 season."
Sources within the organization state that the club is exploring a Pork Pie Hat giveaway with a branded Crew hat band.
"We are skankin towards the future, here in Columbus," stated Loughane. "Come on down to Mapfre all you rude boys and rude girls! Let's dance!"
All the Moon Stompers were unavailable for comment
The Nutmeg News will have more on this when we stop spinning The Specials.