TORONTO - After facing a barrage of questions about the injury during the Major League Soccer (MLS) Cup press conference, Toronto FC (TFC) announced that they would be making Jozy Altidore's ankle available for further questions.
"We felt that the reporters didn't ask enough ankle questions of Altidore," stated TFC spokesman Doug Lewis. "We expect that another press conference of MLSSoccer.com reporters asking a player's ankle about the ankle's injury would help illuminate a few more columns on the blogs."
According to the pool reporters on site, they submitted questions after the Q/A was over asking for a statement on the weather from Altidore's ankle and whether Altidore's ankle was expecting to be kicked by Chad Marshall's foot.
"We need to get to the bottom of this ankle," stated writer for MLSSoccer.com Peter Oliviero. "It's very important."
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Altidore's ankle attends the press conference in order to avoid being fined.