Columbus, OH - Before the NYCFC - Columbus Crew playoff game, the Son Of Crew Cat held a resurrection seance in the MAPFRE Stadium parking lot in an attempt to summon the zombie body of his father, Crew Cat, to exact revenge for his death over 2 years ago.
"BLOOD MUST FLOW BEFORE MY ANGER WILL BE QUENCHED," stated Son Of Crew Cat. "My fathers will be done and his legacy will be restored. Vengeance will be mine!"
Son Of Crew Cat only knows that his father disappeared in 2015 due to the orders of Precourt Sports Venture, a venture capitalist firm specializing in pimping.
"Precourt is the one responsible. He must take the blame. He will give me the answers," stated a belligerent Son Of Crew Cat to The Nutmeg News. "I will be the fist of revenge, boldly speaking out for my dead father. Long may Crew Cat Live!"
The Nutmeg News will have more when Son Of Crew Cat has fun storming the castle.