CHICAGO - Megan Rapinoe, a woman, basically admitted that she hated the United States of America when she intentionally took a knee during the national anthem at the Seattle Reign - Chicago Red Stars NWSL game proving that she is like, totally, the most godless communist atheist who intends to destroy the fabric of America by bringing Sharia Law, Rob Lowe, Alec Baldwin, and the myth of global warming to Dearborn, Michigan to create a police state for Hilary Clinton goons running taco shops for Illuminati cash businesses who control the hollow earth people who are creating an embassy of the moon for only Huffington Post commentators, or something.
Rapinoe, seen kneeling in the above photo, admitted that she was giving support to another person in a sport this publication doesn't cover so we are ready to just blame her for this whole kerfuffle, in general.
"SHE IS A TRAITOR" stated an anonymous white guy in a truck with "love it or leave it" bumper stickers and a confederate flag attached to his truck bed.
"I used to think she was great, but the USA didn't win the gold medal in the Olympics and that pretty much means I hate all of those players now. I should have known she would do it as soon as she admitted she was a woman. Nothing good comes from that. First they have babies and now they won't stand for the anthem? Moslim conspiracy. Also I found out that she is gay, so by accordance with the Facebook group I get my news from that definitely means I can't empathize with her."
Rapinoe reportedly stated the following to reporters on the scene, "“Being a gay American, I know what it means to look at the flag and not have it protect all of your liberties. It was something small that I could do and something that I plan to keep doing in the future and hopefully spark some meaningful conversation around it," so it is very clear, according to virulent assholes everywhere, that she is commanding some kind of "race-war" to break out, whatever that means. At least that is what some racist guy said on Reddit.
With Rapinoe tearing apart the fabric of American society, this publication was shocked at the reported lack of riots in the streets across the country.
"There's been no noticeable increase in crime, nor has their been any attempt at a coup d'etat by, as you called it, 'power hungry Hollywood socialists who want to employ a logans run thing.' ok?," stated a police officer who didn't wish to be identified but is likely involved in the US conspiracy to cover up the crime wave by agrarian gay and lesbian people hell bent on growing sustainable crops in Oklahoma.
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as we report on the end of times as we all know it. HOW ARE WE ALL STILL ALIVE? ACCORDING TO FACEBOOK, THIS IS ALL A CONSPIRACY OF PRESIDENT OBAMA! OMG! SEE THIS MEME YOUR RACIST UNCLE THINKS IS REALLY FUNNY!