Man Still Cares Which Players Jurgen Klinsmann Picks

Dayton, OH - Part time Columbus Crew fan and full time US Men's National Team fan Wes Dantuluri admitted that he still irrationally cared about which players Jurgen Klinsmann picks for the US Roster depsite his previous claims that he was, "just done".

"NO LANDON DONOVAN?!" - he screamed for the 200th time into the void of cyberspace.

"Ok, I lied, so shoot me," stated Dantuluri to The Nutmeg News on Monday. "I said I was done, but then I saw Wondolowski made it on the roster again and I was hooked back in."

Dantuluri claimed that his addiction to so-called patriotic tirades against Der Kaiser was not just fueled by his dead end job as a manager at Food 4 Less on 3rd street and his access to an unlimited data plan that allows him to tweet with reckless abandon.

"WHY. WHY. WHY GOD WHY?" bellowed Dantuluri into the frozen food section as he quickly remembered that his USA Pulisic kit was still on order pending the receipt of his next paycheck.

Despite his seething anger, Dantuluri again proclaimed that he was done and stormed off only to be found by our reporter checking his twitter account 5 minutes later and retweeting criticism of the lineup picks to his anonymous account.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Dantuluri admits he will never be done criticizing any coach of the United States despite not being able to remember the name of the guy who does that stuff for the Crew.