Giovinco Injury And Piatti Goal Reminds Toronto Fan Of The Ultimate Futility Of Life

Toronto, ON - After an exhilerating day of pre-game beverages, hanging out with friends, singing loudly, watching a beautifully executed T.I.F.O unfold, and seeing her team go up a player in a big rivalry game, Toronto FC fan Samantha Quince was reminded of the ultimate futility of life by an injured Giovinco and a streaking Ignacio Piatti as he struck home the only goal of the 1-0 victory over her beloved Toronto FC on a desperate counter attack.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    (Fred Thornhill/CP)


(Fred Thornhill/CP)

"I..... I just cant..... ugh...." stated Ms. Quince to The Nutmeg News after the game was over. "And over there, um..... look, uh.... wow. I mean, it was fun, still. Maybe. I think, yeah......... But wow."

The Nutmeg News decided to reconnect with Ms. Quince after she gathered her thoughts and spoke to her on Monday morning. 

"I still can't believe it, and it was one of those games where we just couldn't convert. It was one of those games where every second the clock ticked along reminded us all of the potential death knell coming our way and then to watch it happen, nearly in slow motion. My god, I'm still not recovered," stated quince as she pensively stared into the depths of her coffee this morning and rapidly moved Giovinco off her fantasy team.

Reportedly, Ms. Quince has found her even keel nature slowly devolve into apathetic disinterest for a morning routine full of the sublimely bland.

"Color has no meaning, there is no structure to life, everything is pale in the shadow of the loss of Giovinco and that stupid game," stated Quince. "I dressed in black today, not because of any reason, but rather to match the mood that I feel deep within my soul. Gio, you must return!"

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as the attitude of Ms. Quince recovers after discovering that TFC play the Chicago Fire next.