Critic Of Alexi Lalas Reluctantly Favorites Tweet

Gainsville, FL - Bianca Arndt, a frequent critic and obstinate hater of Alexi Lalas, admitted that she recently and reluctantly favorited a tweet of the former player and current pundit when his views aligned with hers on a criticism of Major League Soccer.

"Fine, I clicked like. It doesn't mean I'm going to start listening to his podcast." - Bianca Arndt

"Fine, I clicked like. It doesn't mean I'm going to start listening to his podcast." - Bianca Arndt

"My god, I didn't want to do it. I just didn't. But I couldn't stop myself. I had to favorite the tweet. It was too good," stated Ms. Ardnt to The Nutmeg News on Monday. "I've been against his punditry and his talking head shtick forever, but he just made such a cogent point in 140 characters that I couldn't stop myself."

Reportedly, Ms. Ardnt's hate of Lalas stems back to watching Lalas play in the denim kit during the 1994 World Cup, when she was 12. 

"It ruined me on red heads and it ruined me on denim. I just can't. Even these days, I won't wear jeans."

When The Nutmeg News spoke to family of Ms. Ardnt, their disappointment could not be contained.

"I raised a better daughter than THIS," stated Leonard Ardnt of Modesto Beach. "You don't superficially agree with someone that you disagree with on a regular basis to support your gains. What is this shit? COMPROMISE? GET OUT!"

Mr Ardnt then lit two flares and started screaming, "WHO ARE YA! WHO ARE YA! WHO ARE YA!" at is daughter til she retreated from the family living room.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Ms. Ardnt hovers over the favorite button on a tweet of Eric Wynalda.