HI FRIENDS, The Nutmeg News style editor, man about town and resident brand expert Stephen Harrow here to tell you about the items trending in Women's soccer in the United States for July 2016.
With the United States Women's Soccer roster being released today, thousands of angry people online tweeted out HAO, while typically following up the statement with some kind of belligerent profanity. HAO, of course, stands for Heather O'Reilly, for those of you too old to stay hip with the current US Soccer Fanatic Lingo. And Oh My GOODNESS, people are mad.
"HOW IS HAO NOT INCLUDED," stated Danica Jones of Rutherford, NJ. "OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO DIE."
This example shows that HAO is currently completely on trend to complain about. Make certain that you include over exaggerated statements that indicate you really haven't watched any soccer, NWSL or friendly matches since the first two games of the Victory Tour after the Women's World Cup.
Following the above bellicose statement we have a different kind of verbosity from Twitter that shows a way to complain about Hao that doesn't just complain about the player, but also about the coach.
"HOW IS HAO NOT INCLUDED," stated twitter account @HAOSTALKER2016. "I WANT HAO, NO ONE ELSE IS GOOD. JILL ELLIS IS HORRIBLE."
This method of tweeting allows you to be on trend complaining about the HAO oversight as well as slamming current Women's World Cup Winning coach Jill Ellis. These are just some of the methods that YOU can use to stay on trend today in Women's Soccer.
I'm Stephen Harrow for The Nutmeg News and have fun out there!
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