Man's Blubbering Face Is Fodder Of Dreams For Sadistic Camera Man

Lens, FRA - Sadistic camera man David Samuels admitted, in hindsight, that the sad, blubbering face of Welsh fans during the recent England v Wales Euro 2016 game was the fodder of dreams for his business as he joyfully searched out the crowd for over emotional fools.

I'LL LICK YOUR TEARS FROM THE MOIST PARTS OF MY PAYCHECK!

I'LL LICK YOUR TEARS FROM THE MOIST PARTS OF MY PAYCHECK!

"CRY PIGGY, CRY," muttered Samuels into his viewfinder as he panned across the sweep of enthusiatic fans just trying to watch their team win a game against their rivals. 

"I enjoy watching them weep, the fools," stated Samuels to The Nutmeg News. "It's the best thing about being a camera man working a match. I just love finding people who are being very emotional. Especially those having a private moment in a public space. Then it's just the simple matter of taking that private moment and broadcasting that image to millions of people around the world so that the world can beligerantly mock them and turn that weeping fan into a meme."

Reportedly, Samuels remembers a time when he actually cared about fans but slowly the deadly thrum of his job has eroded the morality that used to exist in his soul so that he now enjoys the decimation of the indisposed.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Mr Samuels follows the emotional fans home in order to further document their misery.