Slash Fan Fiction Put On Hold After Lamar Neagle Trade

Seattle, WA - Seattle Sounders fan and writer of erotic fan fiction, Jessica Blaine, admitted that she has temporarily shelved her slash fan fiction featuring Lamar Neagle and Clint Dempsey after the Neagle trade to DC United on December 7th, 2015.

 "In their fingertips was a spark of passion. There was lust in the way that he kicked the ball." - An excerpt from  90 Minutes  by Jezebel DuFarge

"In their fingertips was a spark of passion. There was lust in the way that he kicked the ball." - An excerpt from 90 Minutes by Jezebel DuFarge

Ms. Blaine, who writes under the pen name Jezebel DuFarge, stated that she attempted to pick back up the writing of 90 Minutes off and on over the last two months, but admits that with the trade, the passion is now gone.

"I was working on the chapters dealing with the post coital aftermath of Neagle and Dempsey as it pertains to their performance on and off the field, but the trade just threw a wrench in all that. Now I don't even know if I want Dempsey and Neagle to have sex. They aren't even teammates anymore so where is the erotic tension?"

With a devoted readership of dozens of slash fiction fans around the continental United States that have begged for a return to the erotic confines of Century Link Field after Ms Blaine's 5 Feet Of Thunder story about Mike Fucito, the pressure is on Ms. Blaine to deliver something for her fans.

"It's tough out there for a slash fiction writer. Just look at all the competition these days with amazing writers like Raynold Rude Boy posting his excerpts of the Javi Morales and Kyle Beckerman saga called Passion In The Wasatch. Years ago there wouldn't even be multiple erotic stories about Major League Soccer stars."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Ms Blaine tries to re-write her saga by focusing on the return of Jordan Morris to Seattle and a story titled Against The Grain 1: The German Experience.