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Major League Soccer Pre-Season Power Rankings: Top 6

February 25, 2016

#1 Young Potential

#2 CONCACAF Champions League Success

#3 Awkward Team Photos

#4 New Investors

#5 Hot Action

#6 Emoji Communication (rising)



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