The Nutmeg News prints opinion pieces from local contributors, at select times. Today's opinion piece comes from Stormwind Isildur of Raleigh, NC. The viewpoints and opinions of Mr. Isildurdo not necessarily reflect the viewpoints and opinions of The Nutmeg News.
"Have you ever watched a Barcelona game on mushrooms with the audio synced to The Dark Side Of The Moon, Man?
Have you? Like, Messi's kicks are made out of pure energy, and the flow of the universe tells us that the ball will roll effortlessly across blades of grass made of undulating cymbals.
The noise of the crowd is the transformation of gazelles and baying lions crowding around for the death of the man with the ball, and the noise that comes from their mouth is the shutting sound of the dreams of millions, man.
You can also really see the work of a modern trequartista floating between the lines of attack, man, and the impact this has on the fullbacks pushing up the field delivering service. Also, I think that Busquets is pretty solid at times, despite being cynical.
When Roger Waters sings
'New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team'
in Money it absolutely lines up with the times that Suarez, Neymar and Messi combine to create in the front line. Like, look at it man, it makes complete sense.
Trust me, bro. You gotta do this and the first time you do, you really gotta take a high dose. Let's just watch some Barcelona and take a trip. I've got some some tea , a vinyl copy of Venus In Furs, and a DVR'd recording of Real Madrid v Barcelona. Lets get wicked."