#MLS4Skrillex Starts Web Based Campaign

St Louis, MO - The Nutmeg News can report that a new web based movement trying to attract musician and dub-step artist Skrillex to Major League Soccer was launched after news was announced of DJ and music producer Diplo buying a stake in soccer club Arizona United.

 Who wants to do this when you could deal with targeted allocation money, international roster spots, and marketing your brand?!

Who wants to do this when you could deal with targeted allocation money, international roster spots, and marketing your brand?!

"We here in St. Louis want soccer and given that no one here with money apparently wants to own a Major League Soccer franchise, we decided to reach out to the music industry after spending 20 minutes looking up who Diplo was on Wikipedia," stated director of the MLS 4 Skrillex campaign Ron Jorgenson. "This is a way to get fresh blood into Major League Soccer, a new soccer club for St. Louis and a way for Mr Lex, or Mr Skril, or whatever he calls himself a chance at owning a professional sports team. We proudly want to say we are #MLS4Skrillex and we would also be #MLS4deadmau5 or #MLS4Borgore, or even #MLS4xKore. No one here is going to bat an eye at bringing in a trance artist if they want to bring soccer to St. Louis."

Apparently Mr. Jorgenson originally had some confusion as to whom had purchased a stake in Arizona United stating, "At first I thought it was DUPLO. Man, that was confusing. I was pretty jealous that Arizona United had a Lego connection, but after we put two and two together, we here in St. Louis decided to do something for ourselves that Nelly wouldn't do willingly."

While the #MLS4Skrillex campaign has kicked in full swing, the prolific dub-step artist has not heard of the demand for his money, yet, stating, "What the hell are you talking about" when asked about owning a Major League Soccer franchise as he was skating in Paris today.

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as #MLS4Skrillex also reaches out to J-Kwon to see if he wants to invest and to find out where he is.