Lily Dale Spiritual Mediums Inform Of MLS Predictions From George Washington

Spiritual Mediums from Lily Dale Assembly (the worlds largest center for the religion of spirtitualism) have confirmed that George Washington has reached out to them from the great beyond with his picks for the upcoming Major League Soccer games.

 In This Photo: A whole load of dead famous people and not one plumber. Because no one was a nondescript plumber who never married and died alone of a heart attack in his one room shack in East Windsor in their past life.

In This Photo: A whole load of dead famous people and not one plumber. Because no one was a nondescript plumber who never married and died alone of a heart attack in his one room shack in East Windsor in their past life.

The mediums announced that they would give away half of the picks for this weeks game, however in order to get the full picks you will have to tip them 100 dollars per pick in order to keep a cleansed aura.

The picks of former president and currently dead man George Washington are as follows:

#1 Real Salt Lake and Sporting Kansas City draw

#2 Columbus defeats Toronto FC

#3 Seattle and Montreal draw

#4 New England over Chicago

The mediums said that they were able to gather a very strong impression from Washington that he suggests anyone should parlay the New England and Columbus game  with the US v Panama third place game, but that George Washington said to be afraid of the spread.

However, they did advise a word of caution from taking betting tips from a man that is dead and clearly not a soccer fan in the first place.

The Nutmeg News will have more from Lily Dale when they conjure up Thomas Paine to talk about salary inefficiencies in the current salary cap environment as it impacts team playoff successes and how to play that against current betting trends.