Victory Makes Timbers Fan Forget How Much He Hates That Guy In Section 105

Portland, OR - Timbers fan Drew Godfried admitted that the recent victory over FC Dallas has made him completely forget how much he hates James Barrett that always stands over in Timbers Army section 105.

"Yeah, you can see him right there.... It just makes my blood boil, what a DICK!" - Drew Godfried

"Yeah, you can see him right there.... It just makes my blood boil, what a DICK!" - Drew Godfried

"Goddamn do I hate that dude" said Godfried out loud when he realized that the euphoria of the win had managed to break his cold outer shell towards the collection of fans that he sometimes loathes. 

"I also hate that guy that always stands towards the front of 103. What a dick, but man wasn't that Asprilla goal amazing!" 

Friends of Mr Godfried stated that he seemed in an unusually chipper mood on Monday and they attributed that to the bitter poison of his enmity with the people that make up the fan-base for his team seeping away into the vast ether of life immemorial after a particularly delightful win for the hometown club.

"He was definitely less ranty this morning" said  Daryl Jefferson of Tigard, Mr Godfried's boyfriend of 5 years. "Hopefully this win will keep him from continuing to complain about the people that seem to piss him off every time he goes to the stadium. It's a wonder that he uses his twitter account for any positivism at all instead of just endlessly harping on stupid petty bullshit."

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Mr Godfried finds a way to focus back in on his enmity of Mr Barrett during the week in which he waits for the Portland Timbers to play FC Dallas away.