Person With Zero Influence Has Fool Proof Plan To Remove Jurgen Klinsmann As Coach

INTERNET - Reddit user TwerkLongHours recently stated, on the social media site subgroup R/MLS, that they have a fool proof way to remove Jurgen Klinsmann as manager of the United States National Team.

"Straaaaaaaaaaangers in the night........exchanging glances Wond'ring in the night....... what were the chances We'd be sharing love before the night was through"

"Straaaaaaaaaaangers in the night........exchanging glances
Wond'ring in the night....... what were the chances
We'd be sharing love before the night was through"

"C'mon Bros! We can do this!" the post stated indicating a faint soupçon of the milieu of the North American Bro that includes tremendous fortitude and the pulsing nature of wild untapped potential. "Like, we need like a petition or a plane or something" continued the post showing that indeed these bros did have a plan worth following.

The responses varied from the sarcastic to the disrespectful but un-phased, TwerkLongHours continued on their quixotic quest to rile up the user base of Reddit into a frenzy that would lead to the long awaited revolution, coaching change, and world cup win for the United States.

"He doesn't know what he is doing, like AT all," continued TwerkLongHours before logging onto Change.org in an attempt to get a petition started. "This will finally once and for all solve the problem. This with frequent and repetitive complaining online. He will be gone tomorrow!"

The Nutmeg News will have more on this as TwerkLongHours creates a Klinsmann parody Reddit account before it gets banned after one post.