Seattle, WA - Seattle Sounders fan Betheny James told The Nutmeg News on Tuesday that three days between the game on Sunday and the playoff game on Wednesday against the LA Galaxy almost wasn't long enough to generate the correct amount of worry necessary to deal with such a big game.
"Look, I should be terrified given prior results, but as of right now I'm just trying to get the paperwork finalized on these new hires here at work. I don't have enough time to meticulously pour over our past record against the Galaxy or nervously fret about Robbie Keane and Giovanni dos Santos like I should."
Ms. James stated that typically she would have involved 10 or 11 of her twitter followers in a horrifying trip down memory lane where they commiserated about the Sounders eliminations by the Galaxy in 2014, 2012 and 2010. "I just don't have the time to worry about this in three days. I mean, give me a week or two or a poorly scheduled break of 4 weeks where everyone forgets the playoffs are going on and we have enough time to needlessly freak out about things we don't control twice or even three times in that span. Three days though, I'm a busy woman. I have shit to do."
The Nutmeg News will have more on this as Ms James attempts to mentally prepare to prepare to freak out in the hour she takes for her lunch break by eating a yogurt at her desk while she surfs reddit and imagines hiking the pacific crest trail.