Wilmington, DE - A local Delaware man decided to wear black rimmed glasses more often in order to understand the tactical idea of Gegenpressing, it was reported.
Roger Harris, a Wilmington lawyer, is free of any kind of major eye issue and yet donned the black frame glasses this morning in an effort to fully immerse himself in the Jurgen Klopp espoused idea while simultaneously hoping to impress that "totally cute girl that works at Joe's Crab Shack on Justison St"
"I feel like wearing these things really connects me with the world of tactical football" said a late to work but feeling fine with his Pumpkin Spiced Latte Roger Harris. "It's amazing how simple eye-wear can focus you on understanding the efforts of the regista in combination with fullbacks to attack the ball. It is like suddenly I have the answer with regards to the struggles of the United States men's team and all the club teams in the world with the outlook I have now."
While the glasses have given Mr Harris a new lease on life from a tactical perspective he says that he isn't taking it for granted, "I'm planning on coaching my nephew's soccer team now. Mind you, I've never even played on a rec league team and my tactical knowledge comes from watching games over the last year and putting on these glasses, but I think a well dressed man with black rimmed glasses will do well as a coach for my nephew's team. Plus the only other person available is a man who told the kids to 'hit someone' during the last drill, so I couldn't be worse than that."
The Nutmeg News will have more on Roger Harris and his black rimmed glasses as he gets an MLS assistant coaching job with the Chicago Fire.